positivelynoteworthy:

(via 500px.com)
withwindinherwords:

theflamesthatfuelher:

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

fyeahlilbitoeverything:
If a clock gets hungry it goes back four seconds.
Once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen the mall.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Jumping off a Paris bridge makes you in Seine.
Bakers trade recipes on a knead to know basis.
Your calendar’s days are numbered.
I break into song if I can’t find the key.
A dyslexic poet writes inverse.
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This reminds me of a COUPLE of people i know and love and would like to duck-tape sometimes ;]

hehehe these are great!
thatonerainbowchick:

I need to find this book store NOW! 
noturn-unstoned:

Fuck. Yes.